What if it’s Christian Louboutin?

Would you buy a trash bag worth $895? What if it’s Christian Louboutin? I can always appreciate designers trying to incorporate a little “green” element on their pieces but for that price tag, this might be a little too much.
The Christian Louboutin Lou Trash Bag looks like glorified, wearable trash. Designer Louboutin always had a unique take on fashion and seems to be very evident in this piece. The great thing about it is the “trash” detailing on the bag’s flap is one of a kind, so each bag will have it’s very own trashy design.
There are some elements of lush styling – leopard haircalf strap, gold chain and leather edges but unfortunately, none of them helped the bag. What do you think, would you shell out big bucks for wearable designer trash?